We know guys often like to name their penises, but Dean Gaffney wants you to know his is definitely not called Wellard.
Yep, the EastEnders star was left baffled when his own brother told the Daily Star on Sunday that he’d name his member after his character Robbie Jackson’s dog.
According to Dean’s brother Gary, the 37-year old actor makes a lewd joke whenever people ask about his former canine companion: ‘Obviously people go, “How’s Wellard?” And he’ll look down at his manhood and go, “Yeah, he’s alright!” When you’re 37 it’s not that funny any more.’
Gaffney took to Twitter to share his frustration at the suggestion: