Of all the people ever to appear on a TV courtroom show, we’ve never come across anyone who failed quite as spectacularly as this pair.
The defendants in question appeared on an episode of Judge Judy to face a high schooler named Ginny Paradeza after she claimed they had stolen her wallet.
But if you were in any doubt as to whether or not they had stolen her things, they quickly – and misadvertently – managed to confirm what they had done as the plaintiff ran through what she had lost.
‘There was fifty bucks,’ she explained. ‘I had to replace all my ID cards, I had gift cards in there, my earpiece and a calculator’ – only for one of them to pipe up: ‘There was no earpiece in there, ma’am.’