Aaron has been trying to get in to Marnie’s knickers ever since they met, and Gaz has finally worked out why his Geordie Shore pal has had no luck.
Yep, Gaz reckons getting Marn in to bed is like breaking in to the best prison in the world. You know, AZKABAN.
Explaining his thinking to Charlotte on a very drunken night out, he said: ‘She is like f***ing Fort Knox. She is like Alakazan… Alakazan? Azkaham?’
Responding to Char’s very confused facial expressions, he continues: ‘It’s the best prison… it was a prison… the best prison in the world. Azkaban!’
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