Peep Show wouldn’t be half as good without the wit and wisdom of crack-guzzling, axe-wielding, reptile-renting Super Hans.
Indeed Hans – whose real name was revealed last week – is so bloody super he’s managed to cling on to Jez and Mark for nine series without dying or finally going to prison for all his terrifying misdemeanours.
Hans’ weird observations and non-sequiturs come from a filthy black hole in his soul that nobody could possibly expect to understand in a thousand lifetimes.
But we still reckon you should try our quiz – and attempt to correctly identify the words of Super Hans from the following Peep Show quotes.
Just don’t get frustrated if you get some wrong.
