It’s that time of year, everyone – the finale of Love Island is upon us.
We’ve been waiting months to herald in a fresh winning couple who will either split £50,000 or cut and run with the money for themselves and we cannot wait a moment longer.
However, there is business to attend to, as we wait and see who takes the crown.
Will it be Maura Higgins and Curtis Pritchard? Maybe Molly-Mae Hague and Tommy Fury will win the dosh. Does Ovie Soko and India Reynolds stand a chance? Perhaps Amber Gill and Greg O’Shea is the couple destined to win.
With hours to go until host Caroline Flack crowns one winner, following a public vote, it’s high time we got you all into the Love Island spirit.
Craig David might not be spinning on the decks in your lounge room tonight, but that doesn’t mean you can’t take a sip and pour one out in the name of love, right?
So behold this year’s Love Island Finale drinking game (and, remember, people, drink responsibly). We don’t want anyone falling down…
Anytime someone yells ‘I got a text’
Take a sip. But just a small one. We have a feeling this will happen a lot.
Maura kicks off?
Curtis is bound to do something, right? Two sips for you, good sir.
Has someone said they’ve had an ‘incredible journey’?
Down some water, because that’s going to happen a lot and you’ve got to stay hydrated, babe.
We get a mention of Sherif Lanre
Tip your drink over your head, this is big.
Caroline Flack’s epic ‘I’m not buying your BS’ stare
Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, everybody.
Anytime someone says they ‘can’t believe they found love in the villa’
Down your drink, because let’s be honest we’re only talking about Molly-Mae Hague and Tommy Fury here and you haven’t had so much as a sip in ages.
Anton’s bum-shaving is mentioned
This is probably going to be a lot, best stick to a sip.
Maura mentions her ‘f*nny flutters’ on live TV
Burn your drink, then your house – we don’t want to live on this world anymore.
We catch a glimpse of poor Ellie-belly
The teddy bear deserved better than to become the third-wheel in the rockin’ bed of love Tommy and Molly-Mae shared. Pay respect to the fluffy toy and take a shot.
They show Amy Hart’s heartbreaking exit speech to Curtis
Pour that business into any vessel that isn’t a cup and down it. We owe Amy this.
Tommy says a word wrong
We don’t want to judge him, so let’s just drink through the pain – finish one finger.
Curtis either says ‘m’lady’ or does that eyebrow-raise thing
He’s perfected the move over the past couple months while also referring to his paramours as ‘m’lady’. End this madness by downing a finger.
If he does both at the same time? Throw your drink over your shoulder.
When a couple says ‘we’ll see how it goes’ when questioned by the Flack on their IRL potential
Down a finger then pass the bucket – ergh.
Here’s to another finale – same time next year?
Oh hold up, with the winter inclusion of a second Love Island series we suppose next time we’ll be cheersing with cups of mulled wine.
Love Island finale airs 9pm on ITV2.
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