Wednesday night TV just got interesting again now that The Cube has returned to our screens.
Yup, the Phillip Schofield-fronted game show has once again returned to taunt us with its edge of the seat moments, frustrate us with its (not so) easy challenges and – as the contestants compete for that elusive quarter-million – leave us wondering why there are so many glowing red bits all over the set.
And those aren’t the only thoughts we have while we’re watching – in fact here’s just what’s going through our minds during a typical instalment…

1 ‘What, you mean there’s only one actual cube which they step in to? I thought there were several. I’m confused now.’