Nigella Lawson caused a stir fry on her saucy new show last night after showing viewers how to make avocado on toast. Masterchef champion, she ain’t.
But the real Nigella scandal was all but missed by viewers.
As she peeled a chunk of ginger to add to her breakfast (as you do), her thumbs looked VERY strange indeed.
Now don’t start googling double-jointed thumbs because it will give you nightmares, but there is sufficient cause for concern here.
Someone with such digits should not be flaunting them on BBC television, or cooking for Tory MPs and their families.
Thumb standards must be met.
Or maybe, just maybe, we’ve uncovered the secret to her amazing cooking skills.
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